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 Sacha is The Man
(2008-07-08)
The guy who did Boat is making another movie. The thing I loved about Borat, was that (for the most part) he actually messed with people instead of staging shit. It looks like his next movie is going to be similar in that regard, or else he's just bored and fucks with people like this for his own amusement. In wich case, I think I may be in love with Sacha. Either way:
Well done sir... Well done.
Well Done
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 GTA5
(2008-07-02)
Here's a spy-shot of the upcomming GTA game. From what I hear, it's going to have THREE hours of cut-scenes AND there are plans for a limited Prince/Kirby Puckett edition PS3 in the works.
enjoy.
gta5

(I would have liked to call it "granite city" but only those in STC would have got the joke).

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 Volvo Ad
(2008-06-17)
Today I saw a funny pic on Travs site and decided to improvise.
Here's my version...

volvoad

Someones gotta make sense of this shit, right?

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 McCunt
(2008-06-17)
McCain keeps impressing me. First, I heard about him saying something about Chelsea Clinton.. I looked it up and found he said: "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno." I thought "wow, people really are stupid for voting for him". Then I see this video, and look it up to find its actually TRUE. Awesome.
Its not just that he said those words, its that he said them PUBLICLY. Good to know he has all that experience over Obama.
McCain has called his opponents and colleagues "shitheads", "assholes" and in at least one case "a fucking jerk", PUBLICLY. Again... Experience is key here. Obama would be lost in the woods in those situations I suppose (not having the experience of the wise McCain).
The thing thats really funny about all this is the McCain supporters who respond to it by playing the "mature" card, saying something like: "I'm sorry. Someone explain to me how getting mad at his wife, if even true, is newsworthy." They then criticize Obama for his name, where he attends church, and his parents.
I wonder if America deserves a decent leader anymore. Sometimes I just want to see all humanity fail for consisting of mostly sub-class followers who know more about Brittney Spears, than their own children.

enjoy.


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 DIO
(2008-06-11)
So I woke up this morning and couldn't get this song out of my head. I have no idea when I last heard it. So I was talking with a friend at work and he said "Have you ever seen the video for that?" and went on to describe its awesomeness.
All I can say is, Holy Shit.
Enjoy.

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 WTF??
(2008-06-11)
Was this guy in the right commercial?
Notice how he hides his face?
Pumpitup

Hulkster is not amused (well, kind-of).hulkster1


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 Womens Magazines
(2008-06-09)
Womens magazines are pretty awesome. They have lots of hillariously wrong articles about male behavior, claiming credabillity because some guy had a hand in writing them (I'm on to you dude, working for a chick mag and acting all sensitive, knowing about candles and shit... Well played, but I'm still on to you).
Guys will be quick to agree that the pictures overall in these magazines are pretty sweet. Every ad and article has some hot girl bending, running or something. In mens magazines you have to flip to the specific 'hot chick' photo spread (in-between all the Rogaine and Viagra ads, showing middle-aged guys fishing or something) of whatever known celeb or model. Where's the variety? Flipping though a womens magazine is like driving around a college campus on a sunny day.
If only these magazines had some cool tech toy or game reviews/news, something to hold my interest aside from the unintentional comedy.
Girls, let me help explain the human male brain to you, using one of your magazines.
This...

FemMag1

...doesn't mean excersize to us.
How about the "lawn mower"?

FemMag2

Maybe the guys in the layout department should be the ones giving input on the articles.

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 New Car
(2008-06-08)
No, I am not compensating for something. No, I am not going through a crisis. No, I don't get horrible gas/mileage. No, my insurance is not "through the roof". No, I am not broke or vastly in debt. And no, I don't seek affirmation that everyone has to be impressed by it. I just happen to like performance cars. The interior was what really drew me in on this one. Red leather was too hard to pass up. I test-drove a 5th gen Mustang last fall and loved it. My only issue was that Mustangs all seemed to look the same and there are so many out there (albeit most are 6cyls, not GTs). This one caught my eye though, and after looking it over and driving it, I couldn't resist. It Definitely stands out from the crowd and is an amazing car to drive, ensuring that every drop of gas is worth every penny (or nickel, depending on when you read this).
Here's the rundown for those few who give a shit:
'05 Mustang GT, 300hp 4.6L 281, premium int w/redLeather, Shaker500 audio, CDC bar w/brake-light.

my car

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 Amazon Down
(2008-06-06)
amazon is down

WTF???
The end is here- everyone take cover!!
Amazon is seriously down (at the time I'm writing this) but I was thinking of starting a rumor that the new 3GiPhone was posted on Amazon, so they instantly pulled the entire site while they fix the issue.
But putting it on here might cause stock prices to shift too dramatically, and we need stabillity right now in the market.
America lucked out. Next time I might not be so nice.

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 Memorial Day
(2008-06-02)
I'm not one of those people who view war as a sport and America as the home team to root for no matter what. But I do show a bit of patriotism every now and then. People join for different reasons. Young and dumb, idealistic, trying to make something of themselves, tough guys proving themselves, or whatever. Its easy in this era of bullshit, to criticize the weapon and not the one(s) who use it. These past Memorial Days in the Bush years push the importance of intelligent leadership for our country, hard into my head. I don't respect a man for dying anymore than a man who lived. Actions are what count, and not everyones a hero because of their job title. I still respect the notion of everyday people signing themselves into service (for whatever personal reason) so that our country can remain our home. We citizens need to respect that by ensuring our leadership isn't a group of cock-bent idiot money-humpers.

Memday08

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